Life as I know it

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

fairy-wren:

(via 500px / Barn Owl by Milan Zygmunt)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

becausebirds:

BIRD EGG BIRD EGG BIRD EGG

becausebirds:

BIRD EGG BIRD EGG BIRD EGG

fartblr:

Alba won’t take any of your shade

fartblr:

Alba won’t take any of your shade

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes
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Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes